I KNEW BEFORE I CLICKED IT BUT I STILL CHOKED LAUGHING
ITS SYNCHED PERFECTLY
sometimes i like to just throw on my furby suit and go for a walk around town. i enjoy seeing the looks on the childrens faces when, for a moment, they believe there might be a real furby across the street. once they have spotted me maybe i’ll do a funny dance for them, or something. they take out their iphone, probably to call their friends and say “bro, look at this furby! this is crazy!”. pretty soon the police show up for some reason. then i
The Strokes - I’ll Try Anything Once
”(…) everybody plays the game, and if you don’t you’re called insane…”
Reblogging for the 2890454th time.
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.